Facebook Statuses of Mention.

Danny April

If every night at 11:59:50 you begin a countdown to midnight, then proceed to get wicked drunk… New Year’s Eve is not really a holiday. It’s not a celebration if you do it every day. Remember that, potheads.

Courtney Atlas

Today, the Titanic Museum in Pigeon Forge is commemorating the 100th anniversary of the ship going down by performing two marriages on deck. Apparently neither couple sees any problem in taking vows aboard a sinking ship.

Carly Yansak

Oh, it’s 4:20? I’m too chill to notice.

Bill Dixon

Every Kelly Clarkson song seems to have an asshole in it and that asshole is Kelly Clarkson. She is a horrible judge of character.