Girl Is Born

Girl is born

Society: Hey girl you should be sexy, dress more sexy girl be sexy sexy girl be sexy sexy girl…

10 years later…

Society: Hey hey be sexy sexy girl be sexy….

6 years later… girl gets ambitious and dresses like sexy cat for Halloween

Society: HALLOWEEN IS JUST AN OPPORTUNITY FOR GIRL TO DRESS LIKE SLUTS! You a slut girl, stop being such a slut, slutty girl…

I’m not saying you’re an asshole, Luke. I’m just saying you seem like the kind of guy who sees a joke Facebook status and instead of just “liking” it, you comment on the status with your own shitty tag for the joke. Luke, you’re an assistant manager at Aeropostale. Stay out of show business. 

Explaining 2010s in 2060s:

Let’s see, what was going on…well, there was a photo of this cat that looked grumpy…that was a thing. Well, he wasn’t sincerely upset, I don’t think, just sort of comically annoyed. What else…

Well there was…

There was other stuff too, I think. But the cat photo was sort of the keystone for us culturally for awhile.